A True Liberal Nation™ Action Item
He’s halfway through his first term now, and Barry has shown no indication that he’s “learning on the job.” He has, however, steadily improved his golfing skills, and that’s the career path we think he should pursue come January, 2013. Sorry, Barry, there are no mulligans in politics.
Many people have accused Barry of not having the cojones to be president. We want to make sure he has plenty of balls for his new career as a pro golfer. So please join True Liberal Nation™ in our Balls for Barry campaign by donating a golf ball or two, new or used, for Barry’s new career. Send them to:
Barack Obama, ex-president c/o Democratic National Committee430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Feel free to include a note of encouragement.
We will also be presenting Barry with a set of golf clubs (probably used) as a gift to help launch his new career. Let us know if you can participate in the presentation ceremony at the White House.
True Liberal Nexus 
What a splendid idea! Count me in. And, being the scavenger I am, I have an unmatched set of old clubs somewhere in my cellar, complete with a grubby old canvas bag. If Barry takes the hint and agrees to ride off into the night on his golf cart, I would be willing to donate them.
This is a hilarious idea!
Balls are what he has been missing, so I am happy to help.
my neutered cat has more cajones than Barry.