Meet the Moron Who Wants to Make it Impossible to Own a Gun

January 29, 2021

Sheila Jackson Lee (D, TX-18) has a reputation for saying really stupid things in public, and introducing really stupid legislation in Congress.  Her latest anti-gun bill is par for the course.

Sheila Jackson Lee, 14-term congresswoman from Houston, is known for many things: her anti-social behavior on commercial air flights, her mistreatment of staffers leading to the highest turnover rate on Capitol Hill, and her propensity for embarrassing gaffes. For, despite somehow acquiring a BA from Yale and a JD from UVA, Sheila Jackson Lee is a complete moron.

She asked if the Mars Rover could take photos of where the Astronauts landed.

She thinks North and South Vietnam are still two separate countries.

She believes the US Constitution is 400 years old.

She blamed Wikipedia for WikiLeaks.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Jackson Lee’s stupidity extends to guns, which she hates and has for years tried to ban. She once hefted an AR-15, declaring it “as heavy as ten [moving] boxes” and firing .50 caliber rounds.  AR-15s weigh about seven pounds and are chambered in .223 / 5.56 mm, Sheila.  Regarding gun control, Jackson Lee stated:

“Don’t condemn the gangbangers, they’ve got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong guns laws. Why? Because we don’t have sensible gun legislation.”

If that made your head hurt, check out Jackson Lee’s latest ‘sensible gun legislation’, H.R. 127, the Sabika Sheikh Firearm Licensing and Registration Act.

Without explaining the intended purpose, it calls for a Federal database containing the “the make, model, and serial number” of all four hundred million guns in the country, along with “the identity of the owner of the firearm, the date the firearm was acquired by the owner, and where the firearm is or will be stored.”  Jackson Lee is apparently unaware that guns are portable.

This is not an AR.

Also to be recorded is “the identity of any person to whom, and any period of time during which, the firearm will be loaned to the person.”  So, if you’d like to lend your rifle to your buddy while out hunting, let your friend try out your pistol at the range, or even tell your spouse or house guest to grab your shotgun during a home invasion, you’ll need to let the Feds know well in advance.

But wait —  H.R.127 contains even more ‘sensible’ stuff.

A Federal license would be required to possess both firearms and ammunition, issued only after the applicant (that is, all one hundred million gun owners) passes a background check — something they already had to do when purchasing their firearm.

Completing 24 hours of approved training “in the use, safety, and storage of firearms” would also be mandatory, presumably to drastically reduce the c. 400 accidental discharge deaths each year.

Further, every gun owner would need to carry liability insurance for “losses and damages”, oddly issued by the US Attorney General, for an annual fee of $800.

Finally, anyone who wishes to buy a new gun, or just keep the ones they already own, would need undergo a “psychological evaluation conducted by a licensed psychologist approved by the Attorney General”.  If that shrink deemed it necessary, interviews would be conducted with spouses, former spouses (you may as well give up now), all other household members, and “at least 2 other persons who are a member of the family of, or an associate of, the individual to further determine the state of the mental, emotional, and relational stability of the individual in relation to firearms.”  Fortunately, if you’ve ever been in rehab or previously received a mental health diagnosis for pretty much anything, you get to skip the above process, cuz you’ll never be allowed to own a gun again in your life.

This license, along with all requirements, would need to be renewed every year for the first five years, then every three years thereafter. Violators would face minimum punishment of a $150,000 fine and 15 years in prison.

Additionally, the bill makes illegal the usual scary black guns, labeled “military-style weapons”, with evil stuff like adjustable stocks and pistol grips — that is, features making them easier to aim, thus safer.  Also banned would be autoloading shotguns holding more than five shells, and “large capacity” (i.e., standard capacity) magazines holding more than 10 rounds — essentially every magazine in existence outside of CA, MA and NY.  And don’t you dare condemn the gangbangers when they forget to turn them in.

NB: The bill is named after Sabika Sheikh, a Pakistani exchange student, one of ten people murdered in the 2018 Santa Fe High School shooting.  The killer that day was an underaged fellow student, prohibited from possessing any firearm, who filched his daddy’s 4+1 pump-action shotgun and a snub-nosed, five round revolver.  He also brought along a Molotov cocktail.  That’s right — our legal eagle named her legislation after the victim of a shooting that involved none of the weaponry her bill seeks to ban.

Ban this military-style weapon!

If you wish to comfort yourself in the thought that H.R. 127 is just a bit of demagoguery that’ll never even get a floor vote, remember that Congress is thick with folks just as moronic as Sheila Jackson Lee when it comes to ’sensible’ (sic) gun control.  I’ll tell you who the real fools are, though: anyone who owns a gun and still votes for Democrats.

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Biden’s First Week in Office

January 21, 2021

Day 1: Signs executive order requiring all Americans to wear face masks at all times; all Trump voters required to wear orange stars at all times.

Day 2:  Grants every illegal alien citizenship, free health care, and registration as a Democrat.

Day 3:  Orders anyone who questions the fairness of the 2020 election arrested as a domestic terrorist.

Day 4:  Bans all firearms without a device that automatically aims for the leg.

Day 5:  To combat global warming, orders all remaining US industry relocated to China.

Day 6:  Instructs Congress to admit DC & Puerto Rico as states, force Texas to secede.

Day 7:  Kamala Harris walks into the Oval office and says, “Hey Joe, what an amazing four years! Are you ready to retire now?”  Biden replies, “Wow, Beau — that went by fast.”

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